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Three men talking about how they hold a world record each.
The first man said “I have the smallest arm in the word.”
The second man said “I have the smallest head in the world.”
The third man said "I have the smallest penis in the world!”
They went to the library and checked out the current world records.
The first man said “I have the smallest arm in the world!”
The second man said “I have the smallest head in the world!
The third man said “WHO THE F*CK IS JUSTIN BIEBER!?”